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Operation Tan Paw

Operation Tan Paw Glamis News

Military Subcontractor "Gray Water" deploys The Special Operations Group "Tan Paw" to donate it's meer-man power to help enforce OHV laws.

Operation Tan Paw Coming Soon!

 

 

Glamis Mule Boy Attack

Glamis News Mule BoyCrazed Mule Boy attacks cooler and bites Nissan Pathfinder Tires:

Presidents day weekend. Unleashed like a torrent of mass debauchery, Mule Boy made a long, un-welcomed and dreaded return to Glamis, this time at Oldsmobile Hill

Lenard Knee'Moy who was present with his family at  Olds said "I just got done putting sun block on Bruce and our Chi Wa Wa Todd when Mule Boy came out of nowhere kicking up sand and biting the tires on my 87 Nissan Pathfinder, it was horrible, I can still hear the screams from Bruce and the yelping from Todd as the sand stuck to their glistening skin making them all sandy, sticky and dirty (heavy lisp)".

Revisiting the first sighting and incident.  Mule Boy first made his presence felt on Halloween weekend 2002 at Competition Hill (before the closures went into effect).  Jon Valdez (no relation to the Exxon Valdez) remembers "It was about 1 am at the base of Comp, things were going as normal, we were burning magnesium blocks, drinking Natural Ice, doing all the things we could do to add to the list of why the BLM wanted to close comp down.  Out of the darkness like a bad batman (with Michael Keaton) I get kung fu kicked in the back of the head, then I feel this horrible pressure on my shoulder and I look over to see these 2" long stained colored donkey teeth biting down on me, all I could think of was CARROT".  Jon's friends were able to get him free from the "Carrot Bite Lock of Death" by waiving road flares.

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Uno Dolphin Racing

Uno Dolphin Racing Glamis NewsUno Dolphin Racing will attempt another record jump over the Glamis Aqueduct this coming season. Last season, on an unknown Tuesday; Tyler the Dolphin from Uno Dolphin Racing not only cleared the aqueduct but ended up landing in a Marine Medic Chopper. 

A UH-1 Huey was performing exercises at 500' east of Gecko Road. Capt. Wright described the incident "We were banking left, east of Gecko Road at about 500' when my co-pilot got a radar warning, before we could react, BAM!...there was a dolphin in our UH-1 Huey".

The helicopter, Marines and Tyler the Dolphin were all uninjured. Tyler was fined for being in a closed area and was released with out further incident. Glamis News has not been given any information on the next jump. Uno Dolphin Racing did release this statement "We will be making the jump, but we will also make sure to have all the proper permits and make sure the air space is clear".