Glamis Mule Boy Attack

Crazed Mule Boy attacks cooler and bites Nissan Pathfinder Tires:

Presidents day weekend. Unleashed like a torrent of mass debauchery, Mule Boy made a long, un-welcomed and dreaded return to Glamis, this time at Oldsmobile Hill

Lenard Knee'Moy who was present with his family at Olds said "I just got done putting sun block on Bruce and our Chi Wa Wa Todd when Mule Boy came out of nowhere kicking up sand and biting the tires on my 87 Nissan Pathfinder, it was horrible, I can still hear the screams from Bruce and the yelping from Todd as the sand stuck to their glistening skin making them all sandy, sticky and dirty (heavy lisp)".

Revisiting the first sighting and incident. Mule Boy first made his presence felt on Halloween weekend 2002 at Competition Hill (before the closures went into effect). Jon Valdez (no relation to the Exxon Valdez) remembers "It was about 1 am at the base of Comp, things were going as normal, we were burning magnesium blocks, drinking Natural Ice, doing all the things we could do to add to the list of why the BLM wanted to close comp down. Out of the darkness like a bad batman (with Michael Keaton) I get kung fu kicked in the back of the head, then I feel this horrible pressure on my shoulder and I look over to see these 2" long stained colored donkey teeth biting down on me, all I could think of was CARROT". Jon's friends were able to get him free from the "Carrot Bite Lock of Death" by waiving road flares.

Countless witnesses including a Police Officer, an Airline Stewardess and a guy that was trying to sell ice delivering pigeons remember the incident with shear terror, watching the events unfold and seeing the last stand made by Valdez and his friends. All the comments were the same "Horrifying" said the Police Officer, "Nuts" said the Stewardess and "Fascinating" said the Pigeon Guy. Seemed everyone had the same reaction.

Mule boy was last seen frolicking and galloping over the hills towards Gecko Road. He had not been seen since until this past fateful Presidents Day Weekend of 2007. We posed this question to Local Law Enforcement, Government Agencies and to some dude trying to pet a sheep on Hwy 78 "Is this going to be a regular occurrence in the future, will we be safe, is Gecko Road or the Washes going to be the next stage for an incident such as these and can I get a free season Pass"? The BLM had no comment, the Brawley Police Department just hung up and fined us after countless slurred requests at 3:30am and the dude petting the sheep.... Well, he just smiled with yellow teeth.

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